Welcome! Here you will find alot of laughs, possibly some tears and lots of stories about the trials and tribulations of being a same sex couple trying to make a baby. From conception to insemination, to peeing on sticks and picking up baby daddy baby batter, I am going to share the nitty gritty on all things lesbian, all things baby and all things Semenette(R), my invention that miraculously became a reality. I hope you enjoy reading my stories as much as I enjoyed living them.
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
A Little Humor Never Hurt
This
next post is a video I came across one day.
As the ever popular Iggy Azalea is, someone spoofed her song “Fancy”
into their version called, “I’m So Pregnant”.
I don’t need to say anything more.
Just watch and you will see for yourself :) It’s
pretty amazing. Enjoy!
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Picking Baby Names
The task of
picking your child’s name is quite daunting.
I have known people in my life that have had horribly tragic names. For example, Marsha Mellow, Harry Ball, etc…
I could go on but I just feel bad for them.
Especially since their parents fully knew what they were doing when they
picked their name. I myself, have been
known as Spermin’ Berman for the majority of my adult life. Not the worst thing in the world, considering
what I do for a living, however, for a girl in the 8th grade, not so
fun. Luckily I embrace my nickname and
it’s not my legal name ;) I had TONS of
boys names that I loved but those would all have to be put aside until the
prospect of baby #2 would happen. For
this one, we knew our task at hand. My
wife and I both loved the name Grace.
Before we even conceived, we both agreed that if it was a girl, that
would be her name. As you can imagine,
once you actually have a baby to name, there are soooo many other ideas and
options that come to mind. We had a
fairly narrow list but it was extremely hard to decide which one to go
with. Some people suggested that we wait
until we saw her in person because maybe the name we thought would fit would be
totally different upon seeing her face for the first time. We agreed that was a distinct possibility but
we at least wanted to narrow our list down to around 3 names so it wasn’t a
free for all when she was born and she ended up with a name like Marsha Mellow! After much thought and debate, we narrowed
our list down to the 3 front runners of, Grace, Isabella and Sophia. We had determined that no matter what, she
was going to have my wife’s last name as her middle name and our family name
would be my last name. So, that was
certainly something to factor in. Now
that we had our list down to 3, the waiting game was on. Only 6 or so more months of waiting to meet
our baby girl!
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Gender Reveal Party!
Since my
wife and I already knew the sex of the baby but our close friends and family
(except our moms and dads) didn’t, we decided it would be fun to have a little
gender reveal party. We went all out
with the pink and blue gear. If you ever
want to have a gender reveal party, I highly recommend Pinterest to get tons of
ideas from. There are sooooo many
different ways to reveal the gender but we decide it would be fun to take a big
cardboard box, decorate it and inside the box we would put the appropriate pink
or blue balloons, so when we opened the box, the balloons would fly out and
reveal what we were having. It’s quite a
climactic experience ;) We had little
bowls out each filled with blue and pink beads for our guests to wear and make
their guess. We also put up a chalk
board for people to put their baby name suggestions. Those were hilarious. I’ll delve into more of that in a later
post.
I have included
a bunch of pictures from our gender reveal party including one of the moment we
opened the box to reveal the gender! It
was quite a relief to finally let the big secret out. And now, it was time to shop for baby
clothes!!!
Cupcakes with Bows and Mustaches |
Decorations |
The BIG Reveal! |
Wednesday, September 3, 2014
I NEED WINE AND I WANT SUSHI
I think one
of the worst parts of pregnancy for women is all of the diet restrictions they
have and most importantly, they cannot drink alcohol. What woman do you know that doesn’t need a
nice glass of wine after a long day at work?!
Well, I know my wife is one of those women who REALLY enjoys being able
to have a nice glass of red wine after a long day and our little cherub in her
belly was making that impossible for her.
The other thing that my wife and I both love is sushi. As we all know, sushi is a big NO NO when
preggers. That along with caffeine (in
moderation is ok), deli meat (unless it’s heated…gross), and most soft cheeses
are all NO NO’s when pregnant. You would
think a pregnant woman should be allowed to do, eat and drink whatever the heck
she wants, right?! It’s a long 9 months
of restrictions and no booze but as we know, it’s all worth it in the end! Just imagine how delicious that first glass
of wine will taste? Just be prepared to
dump your liquid gold breast milk after you drink it ;) #mommyproblems
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