After many months of trying to regulate her hormones, picking up sperm from our baby daddy (which I can only compare to a very awkward drug deal), inseminating in the most bizarre of places, and then finally being able to use the Semenette® to try and get pregnant, and then, it freaking worked. I was in total dismay and shock. Kiersten burst out, “We are pregnant!!” It was words I had longed to hear and was instantly an overwhelming feeling of emotions that flooded me. It was happiness, relief, and freaking the fuck out. We hugged for a brief moment and then the wheels started turning. What do we do?? Do we call our moms? Do we call the doctor? So many thoughts and things all happening all at once and I’m still in my damn pajamas. I was NOT prepared for this but god damn, I am excited!
|My baby girl at 7 months, via 3D ultrasound
As I sit here and write this to you all, I am joined by my wife and my brand new daughter, Isabella Rose. I can't begin to put into words what this feels like. All I know is that it's fucking awesome and everything we went through to get to this very moment seems like a distant thought.